I Couldn't Think of a Title So You Don't Get One

Wowza, day three and I'm already procrastinating?? Go me!!  Hrm...ok, so this is still new to me, what to post, what to post... I've got it! It's genius!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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just kidding!

My lame laptop is making me uber pissed right now. I just made this super awesome picture on MS paint and it doesn't want me to upload it. (It was a really sweet picture too. It had crickets and a moon and I was going to put it between all the "..."'s.) (problen solved.)  I swear, it has a mind of it's own. I'm pretty sure that it's thinking, "How can I aggravate Ashley? I know! I won't let her upload anything! Bwa ha ha! That what you get for being a bitch to me." Personally, I think it's a little harsh of my laptop to refer to me as a bitch but you know how computers can be. They always think they are better than everyone else. "Ooo, look at me! I have spellcheck! I'm fancy. And better than you. Way better. You are stupid. I hate you." You know what laptop?? I think you suck. You are mean for absolutely no reason and you can't even hold your own screen up. Hmm... a laptop with balance issues?? Pretty sure you're drunk and that's why you need to be propped up on something. Otherwise you just lie there helpless. What would you do without me? You better start being nicer otherwise I'm pretty sure I'm going to introduce you to my new friends Wall and then Gravity. And trust me, you do not want to meet them. They are mean.

I like music. I especially like singing at an obnoxious volume. In a bad voice. On purpose. Kinda.


DAMNIT!!


My stupid computer tricked me again. It was all like, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pis you off. I promise that if you try to upload the picture one more time I'll let you."


Me: Do you really mean that?

Laptop: Of course! Why would I lie to you?

Me: *tries to upload unbelievably awesome picture* FUCK! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Laptop: BWA HA HA!!! I OWN YOU!!! BOW DOWN TO ME!!!

Me: Never!! *closes laptop abruptly*


Laptop: Noooooooooo..................................*ouch*


Ashley: 1     Laptop:1    (But at least mine caused actual pain. Ha. Take that arrogant laptop.


Ok, I'm done. I'm not sure what the topic of this post even was...
So here's a picture of cats dancing.
You're welcome.

EDIT: My computer finally gave up because I beat it into submission and made it whine like a little baby. So I put my amazing picture up. Enjoy.

Ashley:2  Laptop:1

I win.

XO,

-A

One Fourty One Anti Meridian - The Begining.

It's 1:41 AM. I'm lazy. I never know what to write on a "first post." So, that's it. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it because I don't care at this point and my bed is looking pretty damn sexy. Ok, I didn't really enjoy writing it. I'm just taking the easy way out because I'm tired and I want to go to sleep. But I did make a pretty picture for you to look at. I'm not an artist so if you complain I will find you and draw terrible art all over your face with a Sharpie and then make fun of how stupid you look. Be afraid; be very afraid. Wow, I just noticed what a nice run-on sentance that was, you're welcome grammar nerds. I wanted to give you something to complain about. I'm probably going to delete this or update it at some point. This isn't exactly how I wanted to start my blog. Oh well. Look at the pretty picture!

(I promise the rest won't suck as much as this one... Or do I??)

UPDATE: Was informed that I must include picture of sexy bed.

XO,

-A